A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more, brightening your world as never before. ~Author Unknown
How to Diaper a Baby:
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again! ~Jimmy Piersal
Breast Feeding:
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. ~Irena Chalmers