I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
May the smile on your face come straight from your heart.
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
Does the noise in my head bother you?
"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours." ~Milton Berle
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." ~Kin Hubbard.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. ~Pablo Picasso
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!
Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.