"Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!" ~Robert Bloch
"We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people." ~Unknown
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” ~Unknown
"Don’t follow my footsteps. I run into walls." ~Unknown
"Etc. - End of Thinking Capacity." ~Unknown
"My life is all about math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying!" ~Unknown
"Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant!" ~Unknown
"I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea, every morning!" ~Unknown
"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." ~Unknown
"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." ~Unknown
"Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart." ~Unknown
"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it." ~Unknown
"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived." ~Unknown
"Life is a zoo in a jungle." ~Unknown
"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics!" ~Unknown