Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret
Boy, what a mouth full! ~nr lenz
I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Unknown
This must have been written long ago!! Now it seems "pension" time creates "tension" time. ~nr lenz
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. ~R.C. Sherriff
I always wondered about that one! uh, duh ... ~nr lenz
Life begins at retirement. ~Author Unknown
Not unless you have unlimited funds or at least a part-time job!
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
... like I said ...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
Hey, quit talking 'bout me like that! ~nr lenz
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
"Too bad we can't begin life with the wisdom that we gain as we age!" ~nr lenz