"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water." ~Unknown
"Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy." ~Unknown
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." ~Kin Hubbard
"Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big." ~George Carlin
"Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it." ~Salvador Dali
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'" ~Unknown
"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and ..." ~Brad Ramsey
"I'm so far gone that I'm telling the truth. It sounds like a foreign language."
~Father Figure by Richard Peck
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." ~Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug." ~Mark Knopfler.
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
~Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water ~Unknown